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+ | This is boring. Let's go watch a stoning. Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off the mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot! Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. | ||
- | {{url>http://www.montypythonipsum.com/? | + | I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! What is the capital of Assyria? I'm Brian, and so's my wife! |
+ | |||
+ | Well, er, yes Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, | ||
+ | |||
+ | I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus? The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Manacles! Ooooh, my idea of heaven, is to be allowed to be put in manacles. Just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out your ass, sonny. Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Oh and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning. Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hey! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you! Stwike him, Centuwion! Stwike him vewy wuffly! | ||
+ | |||
+ | I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put own womens' | ||
+ | |||
+ | This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck this little house on Dibley Road. Sudden, violent comedy. And Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy, Clement', | ||
+ | |||
+ | It's a Mr. Death, dear. He's here about the reaping. All right, settle down. Settle down... Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you. | ||
+ | |||
+ | We have to go. Uhm... I'm having rather heavy period. In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, | ||
+ | |||
+ | There' | ||
+ | |||
+ | I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, | ||
+ | |||
+ | I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called " | ||
+ | |||
+ | Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-Von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-zwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! At this time, a friend shall lose his friend' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Get on with it! I told you to lay off the beans, you whore! That's what being a Protestant' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hey! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Oh and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning. In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, | ||
+ | |||
+ | The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate so that the penis can penetrate more easily. We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! That's what being a Protestant' | ||
+ | |||
+ | If we took the bones out, it wouldn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments. What is the capital of Assyria? I told you to lay off the beans, you whore! Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Oh, waiter! This conversation isn't very good. This is boring. Let's go watch a stoning. Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People' | ||
+ | |||
+ | I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put own womens' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! And Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy, Clement', | ||
+ | |||
+ | We have to go. Uhm... I'm having rather heavy period. I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue. Stwike him, Centuwion! Stwike him vewy wuffly! Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account. | ||
+ | |||
+ | What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-Von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-zwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? | ||
+ | |||
+ | Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend' | ||
+ | |||
+ | It's a Mr. Death, dear. He's here about the reaping. And finally, a wafer thin mint. Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. Oh, what wouldn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Pero las llamas son peligrosas. Si usted ve una llama donde hay gente nadando, usted gritar: ¡Cuidado! ¡Llamas! I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus? | ||
+ | |||
+ | Get on with it! Well, er, yes Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, | ||
+ | |||
+ | It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off the mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, | ||
+ | |||
+ | Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Get on with it! There' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People' | ||
+ | |||
+ | I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! All right, settle down. Settle down... Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you. Pero las llamas son peligrosas. Si usted ve una llama donde hay gente nadando, usted gritar: ¡Cuidado! ¡Llamas! | ||
+ | |||
+ | What is the capital of Assyria? Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-Von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-zwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Well, er, yes Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, | ||
+ | |||
+ | And Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy, Clement', | ||
+ | |||
+ | I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus? At this time, a friend shall lose his friend' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! Stwike him, Centuwion! Stwike him vewy wuffly! We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. And finally, a wafer thin mint. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hey! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you! The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate so that the penis can penetrate more easily. That's what being a Protestant' | ||
+ | |||
+ | I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments. This is boring. Let's go watch a stoning. Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. | ||
+ | |||
+ | I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off! If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate. Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, | ||
+ | |||
+ | This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck this little house on Dibley Road. Sudden, violent comedy. | ||
+ | |||
+ | If we took the bones out, it wouldn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Oh and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning. Oh, waiter! This conversation isn't very good. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue. We have to go. Uhm... I'm having rather heavy period. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put own womens' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, | ||
+ | |||
+ | Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time. What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, | ||
+ | |||
+ | I'm Brian, and so's my wife! It's a Mr. Death, dear. He's here about the reaping. I told you to lay off the beans, you whore! Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called " | ||
+ | |||
+ | Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Manacles! Ooooh, my idea of heaven, is to be allowed to be put in manacles. Just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out your ass, sonny. Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-Von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-zwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? I'm Brian, and so's my wife! The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate so that the penis can penetrate more easily. All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? Stwike him, Centuwion! Stwike him vewy wuffly! I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! Oh, what wouldn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off the mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! I told you to lay off the beans, you whore! I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments. Get on with it! We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. That's what being a Protestant' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Oh, waiter! This conversation isn't very good. This is boring. Let's go watch a stoning. | ||
+ | |||
+ | I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Manacles! Ooooh, my idea of heaven, is to be allowed to be put in manacles. Just for a few hours. They must think the sun shines out your ass, sonny. All right, settle down. Settle down... Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hey! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time. And finally, a wafer thin mint. There' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, | ||
+ | |||
+ | I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put own womens' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Is your wife a goer, eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more! In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, | ||
+ | |||
+ | I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus? Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Pero las llamas son peligrosas. Si usted ve una llama donde hay gente nadando, usted gritar: ¡Cuidado! ¡Llamas! Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. | ||
+ | |||
+ | And Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy, Clement', | ||
+ | |||
+ | I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue. If we took the bones out, it wouldn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | What is the capital of Assyria? It's a Mr. Death, dear. He's here about the reaping. This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck this little house on Dibley Road. Sudden, violent comedy. Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' | ||
+ | |||
+ | I told you to lay off the beans, you whore! Get on with it! We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose. Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina? And Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy, Clement', | ||
+ | |||
+ | It's a Mr. Death, dear. He's here about the reaping. Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account. We have to go. Uhm... I'm having rather heavy period. I'm Brian, and so's my wife! At this time, a friend shall lose his friend' | ||
+ | |||
+ | What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hey! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you! I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus? This is boring. Let's go watch a stoning. All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us? | ||
+ | |||
+ | It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off the mortal coil, rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called " | ||
+ | |||
+ | Well, er, yes Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, | ||
+ | |||
+ | In 1945, peace broke out. It was the end of the Joke. Joke warfare was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention, and in 1950 the last remaining copy of the joke was laid to rest here in the Berkshire countryside, | ||
+ | |||
+ | I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off! Is your wife a goer, eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more! Oh, what wouldn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue. I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments. | ||
+ | |||
+ | What is the capital of Assyria? Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, | ||
+ | |||
+ | All right, settle down. Settle down... Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you. There' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! If we took the bones out, it wouldn' | ||
+ | |||
+ | We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating. Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, | ||
+ | |||
+ | I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put own womens' | ||
+ | |||
+ | This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck this little house on Dibley Road. Sudden, violent comedy. I'm Brian, and so's my wife! If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate. Is your wife a goer, eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more! Pero las llamas son peligrosas. Si usted ve una llama donde hay gente nadando, usted gritar: ¡Cuidado! ¡Llamas! | ||
+ | |||
+ | The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate so that the penis can penetrate more easily. And Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy, Clement', | ||
+ | |||
+ | Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' | ||
+ | |||
+ | I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... Dickus? I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off! That's what being a Protestant' | ||
+ | |||
+ | Hey! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you! Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. Oh, what wouldn' | ||
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+ | I told you to lay off the beans, you whore! Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? All right, settle down. Settle down... Now, before I begin the lesson, will those of you who are playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down onto the lower peg immediately after lunch, before you write your letter home, if you're not getting your hair cut, unless you've got a younger brother who is going out this weekend as the guest of another boy, in which case, collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after you've had your hair cut, and make sure he moves your clothes down onto the lower peg for you. | ||
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+ | I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put own womens' | ||
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+ | Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People' | ||
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+ | Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke you vacuous, toffy-nosed, | ||
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+ | And finally, a wafer thin mint. Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Oh and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend' | ||
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+ | We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating. We have to go. Uhm... I'm having rather heavy period. You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called " | ||
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+ | Well, er, yes Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, | ||
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